Free-drinks Lady vs Uncle Ruckus

Yeah, I don't like this fat-ass freeloader either, Ruckus. Uncle Ruckus FTW!

Seriously, how old is this woman's grandma? 200 years old? OLD GRANNY! OLDER THAN A GALAPAGOS TORTOISE OR A REDWOOD TREE!? I'm pretty sure something happened between 1814 and 2014, where there aren't any slaves anymore. Wasn't it like between 1861 and 1865? What was that in American History? Oh nothing, I guess. Liberal black people are against the Confederate Flag for some reason. Wasn't there an amendment after 1865 that abolished slavery, like the 14th Amendment? Then during the 1960s, there were all these anti-racism folks, you know people who were all for unity and equal rights for ALL races in this country. Martin Luther King Jr didn't just address black people or told them to discriminate white people. He was addressing both races and wanted brotherhood between them.

In other words, Free-drinks Lady, get over yourself. Get a free drink. Get a cup, go to a sink, open the tap, and fill up the cup. It's free water, and you can drink it. You can drink as much as you want, until your already fat belly gets full or you pee your pants.